So, I have begun looking at some of the messages that were sent to my bizarre sexual deviant fake OkCupid profile.
They are glorious.
If only Jesse was real, she could make a great many strange men very, very happy.
These shall be presented in their unedited form, of course.
Names concealed to protect the “innocent.”
“I am blinded that I couldn’t see myself with anyone else, I saw your profile and I thought wow I am attracted at first sight”
— Ooo profound. I wonder if this kind of copy/paste statement actually works on girls?
Alright folks. I know you’ve been eagerly refreshing GrilledLife in hopes of seeing the next installment of my OkCupid experiment.
I have decided not to throw the complete profile up here. Just for the sake of time and effort I will pick out a selection of the best “bits” and use them. But, of course, if I receive a deluge of requests I will upload everything.
And after about 48 hours my message received count has slowed to a paltry, paltry 64.
So, without further ado, I present the most twisted perverse deviant living in Brooklyn, Jesse:
Holy Jesus Moses Abraham Mother of Mohammad Ganesha and The Seven Dwarves.
This shit just got real.
Alright. As a matter of full disclosure, I am about to blow your fucking mind here. (Well, maybe not if you’ve been following my blog/reviews/mental vomitings for a while now.)
‘Cause dis shit just got REAL.